“Totally disorganised mayhem. She doesn't know what's gonna happen til the last minute”
“Impossible to work with this girl”
“Honestly, she drove me mad and that's quite a feat as I'm always stoned”
" It’s always a bit disconcerting when the project leader keeps disappearing to go skip-diving"
"Taking directions from Su is like taking driving lessons from a headless chicken. Literally doesn’t know her ass from her tit"
"Don’t let her anywhere near your plumbing. Miracle she manages to tell the difference between a toilet-stack and a stack of Pringles."
“I’m not usually required to wear protective headgear on site as a bookkeeper. However this job was like wrangling a fifty year old toddler at a chimpanzees tea-party. Su definitely belongs on a building site with her foul mouth. She’s either spinning round like a raving harpy or having a meltdown if things don’t go her way. It’s difficult to tell whether she has ADHD or Tourette’s”